Radiogurl a la Carte

2004-03-30
And Now For Your Tour Of Hell

Yes, Virginia, there is a Hell. It's in podunk Arizona and I have the photos to prove it:

How low can you go, Dangerspouse? Can you top... (er, bottom?...) that?

As you can see, I live and work in the lap of luxury, in a state so backwards it still has a law on the books prohibiting more than two dildoes in one house, and prohibits more than six girls living in one house. I assume that the latter doesn't apply if you're Mormon. That also means that every university in the state is violating state law by having women's dorms on campus. Besides, there are that many girls just living in the BOYS' dorms in my alma mater.

Wench77, no worries, I don't plan on making a living writing short stories. I am not that naive. I just want a little more coin to pay my way across the planet, preferably soon. At my current slave wages, it would take me approximately 20 years to scrape and save $20.

On the positive side, I've had friends offer me sanctuary. I have no intention of moving in with them, obviously, but their gestures are still very much appreciated.

If there's a hell, maybe friends are my heaven. I'll take them.

Before - After

In the grander scheme of things, no soul can truly be replaced. Each one of us has a place in the universal tapestry. We each contribute our own color and texture. When one thread is snipped too soon, it distorts all the threads around it. Other lives can unravel and tear. If the wrong thread is ripped away, the whole fabric of life becomes dangerously fragile.
- LeiLani, aka Radiogurl aka Bright Opal (1957 - )