Radiogurl a la Carte

2004-03-04
Mirror Mirror On The Floor, Who's Uglier And Out The Door

I'm going to make this very short. I'm working extra hours the next few days since my boss had the unmitigated gall to be sick and thinks I didn't have enough to do.

But since Dangerspouse emailed me his photo the other night, then claimed to be the ugliest - I couldn't let things slide any further.

Yes, this would be Dangerspouse. Not a single ugly cootie anywhere on the man, as you can see. In fact, there are people who believe he was the model for Michaelangelo's sculpture, David, though of course that's impossible since Dangerspouse is so youthful.

In order to show appropriate pity for my readers, I went into ancient history, when I was still a cute kid, to pull this school picture. As you can see, this was before my teeth got bad and before my acne and eye problems developed. Granted, I was already a teenager, but paint techniques weren't around much before the Pleistocene Age.

Never let it be said that I'm unkind, however. I kept it low-key in what I posted here tonight. But if Dangerspouse keeps insisting that he's uglier, I'll dig out his CUTE pictures.

Just realized that in an older entry I posted my actual first name. It wasn't intentional but I guess it's not a big deal, long as it's not someone from around here, lol. In town, most people have at least a fair idea of who I am. One of many reasons I'm talking to Dangerspouse and waffling about a job on the other side of the US...

Before - After

In the grander scheme of things, no soul can truly be replaced. Each one of us has a place in the universal tapestry. We each contribute our own color and texture. When one thread is snipped too soon, it distorts all the threads around it. Other lives can unravel and tear. If the wrong thread is ripped away, the whole fabric of life becomes dangerously fragile.
- LeiLani, aka Radiogurl aka Bright Opal (1957 - )